Madness

Audrey not eating her dinner, daddy sternly told her to stay in the kitchen and finish up. She starts to cry,
"Daddy mad at me"
"Why"
"Because he doesn't like me"
"Why"
"Because daddy mad at me"
(Answered question and its an endless cyclic reply .. :))

Sydney not eating her dinner, daddy sternly told her to stay in the kitchen and finish up. She looks gloomy
"Daddy is mad at me"
"Why"
"Because I am not listening"
"Why"
"Because I forgot"
(very good reason for daddy not to be angry with her ... :))

I was reading "Little Red Hen" to Audrey. The dog, cat and goose are not helping the little red hen to plant. "Why are they not helping ?", I asked Audrey. "Because they have no "hends"". Audrey is starting to get corny. Wait, don't hens eat corns ... hmm ... (actually last sentence from daddy ..:))